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[–] lennee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

outlaw education! and any television that isnt state propaganda! and also we need reeducation camps! and private corporations that we deem against us will be nationalized! also we need a one party system! because freedom is literally communist and 1984! ..type shit

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

EDUCATION is Terrorism!

-~~Republicans Banning Books!~~ ~~Republicans DEFENDING School Shooters!~~ Republicans trying to Save The Children!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're just a few steps from calling blue cities Hamas and trying to flatten them

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

since they cant read, we can change it to HUMMUS, or they can misinterpret as HUMUS(dirt).

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

go back to drinking, you homeless looking drunk.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't be surprised if fiction becomes reality...

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is so surprising

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

what happened in Utah? did nature heal itself?

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Schools are not terrorists. What on earth is Steve Bannon saying ?

[–] f1error@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

When will someone end this mouth-breathing waste? In one-on-one combat, I will happily end him if the coward agrees. I'll even do it on live TV/Streaming. I'm 54, overweight (230lb) and WAY out of shape, very flabby ( I still make sweet-potato hitler look FAT), and untrained. And I will still beat the shit-eater Bannon. He's all talk and all useless.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's right and so should libraries and fire stations and grocery stores just to be on the safe side!!!

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