What’s funeral idea #1?
WHAT’S FUNERAL IDEA #1??!!!
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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the lights dim and the beginning to thriller starts to play as your corpse is lowered slowly down from the ceiling. a group of people come out from the sides of the stage and all begin dancing to the music as your body hangs there lifeless above them. after the song, a casket is rolled under your corpse and the lines are cut unceremoniously, causing your grotesque form to collapse unnaturally inside before the lid is slammed shut and the dancers push your eternal resting place down the ramp and out the door to the burial site, the music following them.
Viking funeral, probably 🤷
Is this young and the restless?
Nope. Old and the comfy.
Is that John de Lancie?
Or we could do a Job Bluth and get buried alive to land on a magazine cover.
pay a body double to jump out at the end and start trying to eat everyones brains