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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 176 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 167 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Coins are just really unbalanced three-sided dice.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The odds of a US nickel landing on its edge is about 1 in 6000. If there are any other country's coins thicker the odds would probably get better.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A standard US nickel, yes.

I prefer better odds than that…

Thick Nickels

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The old UK £1 was similar in size but twice as thick. It's now 12-sided but not sure how that impacts the odds.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 2 weeks ago

I know there's a way to figure that out, but I have no idea where to start. So I'm going with 1 in 3000, plus or minus 42.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That extremely rare, almost-never chance of landing on the edge is exactly what I would program into a game if I made one, instead of exactly 50% odds.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It should come with some bizarre consequence, too. If it were the Oregon Trail game, there should be a tiny chance that the player finds an ancient artifact that glows and hums when touched. An alien ship swoops in and abducts the party, forcing them to join the crew. From there on, it's a space pirate game with zero explanation why and no references in the product literature. Also, customer service pretends not to know about it, if contacted.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Rare coin flip: Success for every roll over the next hour of gameplay.

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't be ridiculous, obviously you roll a d20, subtract one, and then count how many digits the result has

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Roll a d100, if it is odd 1, 2 if even

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how you'd be rolling two d10's, and then completely ignoring one of them.

[–] ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

It keeps the statisticians happy

[–] thaklor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Too expensive.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

This was my thought.

Mfers be out here debating whether the thing depicted is actually a "two sided" dice, meanwhile coins just be chillin over there getting ignored.

Y'all be trippin.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 141 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

a two sided die is called a coin

[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

The edge of a coin is a 3rd side though

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

every other die has sides that aren't counted if you're doing that.

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[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Agreed, but also weird as aren't d4 made from 4 triangles?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually, yes. This one is effectively a d6 (a cube), but two of the flat faces have been replaced by curves that connect opposite flat faces. As such you've got four flat faces that the die can actually stop on. If you ignore the curved parts but consider all of the flats to be separate faces, it's a d4. If you consider two flats connected by a curve to be a single face altogether, it's a d2.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck caltrop d4s, all my homies hate caltrop d4s (it's me, I'm all the homies)

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

This gave me an idea for a gimmick die. Transparent die filled with dark liquid. The exterior of the die has the usual numbers in white lettering. Inside the die, there is a smaller cork die that rises like a magic 8ball. It’s 2d(x) in 1. Interesting for tension building, if nothing else.

Edit: looked it up and I’m not original, and they’re largely as bad as I thought they’d be

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm really surprised that this does not seem to be an existing thing for d10s specifically. I can find nested d10s and there are heaps of liquid core dice, but apparently none that combine those two ideas

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a bit disappointed that many of these n-sided dice are not isohedral, despite isohedral polyhedra existing for many of these values of n.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The weirdly shaped ones probably sell better. Which would you pick up in a store?

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[–] mydude@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

That's a weird looking coin

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen this shape uses as a D4. Nothing cursed about it. About as threatening to me as a Labrador puppy.

[–] Abrinoxus@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

this is four sides??

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's four-sided, not two-sided. If that one counts, you can also just use a regular six-sided one and just put three 'ones' and three 'twos' on it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This die can only ever land on two distinct sides so it has two sides.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Incorrect. It can land on two different sides. Or it can roll off the table and under something, leaving you in a state of limbo.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It has only 1 corner, and 2 surfaces, making it 2 sided. The 2 sides just happen to be curved

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, dice lawyering.

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[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It has two sides. They're curved, and it doesn't stay on the curve part, so you can effectively use it as a d4, but it's still only two-sided.

Sort of like how you can flip a Mobius strip like a coin and it will land one of two ways, but it still only has one side.

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[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

define 'side'.

How many sides on a ball?

Inside, outside, and, depending on the ball, offsides.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fair point. A ball has either one or infinite sides from my perspective.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The picture is of a d4. Dice are measured counting the flats (and therefore possible number of different results) not mathematically defined "sides".

[–] faint_marble_noise@programming.dev 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No, dN means there are N different outcomes. Does not matter if they are flat or anything. Cube with two of each number from 1 to 3 is a d3.

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[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you wanna get loosey-goosey with it and count the curved bit as a result, its still just a d6 lmao

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

At first glance I thought this was an AI generated picture of a roll of toilet paper..

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