Empricorn
You can tell it was a malicious, politically-motivated arrest because of the everything about it.
When you're so high you turn into one of the moaning trees from Dark Souls II.
This... is literally a shitpost community. Were you expecting a 4,000 page dissertation on Roman Government?? Yeah, I've seen the usual content...
If you're grumpy, you might just need to go to Bed Sheeran.
Of course there's an XKCD for this... but how have I never seen it before!?
"What did your skank-ass say!? I'm deaf, so I might have got it wrong."
penny
Maybe they're a cat?
Wow, that's approximately 16 Mooches!
There's exactly one thing they can do to appeal to the typical electric vehicle fan, and they won't do it. I love EVs but will never, ever consider purchasing a Tesla while fascist, Sieg Heil-ing, government-destroying Elon Musk has any association with the company.
Have they tried looking there...?
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger