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Hey Jude.

Literally anything by imagine dragons, I hate them so much

Hey, I'm immune. My kids force so much horrible shit on me and who am I to let them feel the full superiority of my musical critique.

Nah, you wish. I just desperately try to find something, just one small genuinely good thing in each track of slop. And some just don't ever make the cut.

Would Air Supply’s catalogue as a whole be too easy of an answer?

Tom's diner by Suzanne Vega. Fuuuuuuuuck that song!!!

I personally want nothing to do with a girl in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

Was playing pool with my wife at a local establishment when some kind of autotune country song played (I think it was via a TouchTunes jukebox). So whatever the fuck that was 💩

Travis, Coldplay, stuff that's intentionally dull and sad and proud of it.

Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

It played on the radio of my high school bus basically everyday and my stupid redneck bus driver blared the radio so I couldn't drown it out with my own music easily.

Anything by Train

Feliz Navidad, which is again stuck in my head, so fuck you.

Benny and the Jets. My wife loves that song, but that techno scratch or whatever at the end is like a baudrate modem keying up a chalkboard scratch from the deepest, tormenting pits of hell.