Krackalot

My fantasy is that Trump tries to have Elon killed/arrested but fails because he's rich and has very good guards. So then Elon sends someone to kill Trump, which is successful. Then Elon dies from some drug complications right after. If we're lucky, they both die after shitting their pants.

I've always been an indoors gamer type myself. Then when I was in my mid thirties I decided to grow a couple tomato plants in pots. Now I'm apparently a gardner. As much as I complain about it, I really like it. Seeing the seeds sprout, eating to veggies. I think I spend more growing than if I bought it, but I've still come to like it a lot.

OH! It's for water, that's a relief.

Obvious horrors of rampant corruption aside, this is great. Either he uses it right away and it's full of bugs, or it gets retrofitted and he deals with the bad pr, which will at least upset him even though it won't unseat him. On top of that, he may die before it's done(fingers crossed).

🎶 They're making a list, probably not checking it twice, that's how they decide who gets deported by ICE. My government is turning fascist!

#1, first thought: CARL!!!

In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Amazon is absolutely livid about this. They felt those packages should've been shipped by them so that they could cut 20,000 jobs. It's unfair! /s

So in my experience, and I admit my data pool isn't very large, autistic people are more likely to believe a friend stretching the truth, but almost never fall for ridiculous lies or outright propaganda. Put that thought in your brain for a second, and you can see why I think they're really making a list.

He joined the wrong signal group. Vance only realized when the pope asked "what's up with all the couch pics?"