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[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's law to have them in every room where I live, but not 5 in one lol.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

You don't want to end up with 4 broken and find out on a fire.... 5 on the other hand the odds for 5 failing well.. they are unthinkable at least to me.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.

I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.

And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person

[–] gecked@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd be more surprised to see a smoke alarm in somebody's room.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They are required in bedrooms in California if the place was built after 1992.

Edit: Smoke alarms not sex swings

[–] muel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it’s the case in most states now. Required in bedrooms and hallways

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Which in my apartment is annoying as hell; the one in the hall is less than a foot from the one in my bedroom. If one goes off when cooking, the other one goes off too. Redundancy is good but maybe put the one in the bedroom somewhere other than right above the door?

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...