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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
(www.rawstory.com)
Michael Jordan stache
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.
Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.
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I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all
Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.
What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.
So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones
Too wide for a real Hitler mustache.
Also he's not a skinny vegetarian.
He looks like a guy that makes a mean carbonara.
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All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...
In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.