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Schedule I drug (infosec.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 6 days ago

So, gambling

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 46 points 6 days ago

Just learn to program, it's not that hard.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Man, it's so fucking funny that "You have to understand the code you submit" was added to the requirements to submit PRs on driver code.

[–] bignose@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

So, it was gambling, then.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that the $200/month plan?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 17 points 6 days ago

It's the plan I make my employer pay for until they let me stop using it.

[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

I just switch between google accounts when my free session runs out of tokens for the moth. Never giving cursor or any of those "Ai" companies a dime but I take full advantage of their free tiers.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You cursed too much.

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Naah, bro, Cursor forgot to turn off my Azure instance.