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[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

This is a very confusing image

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

[–] julien@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It needs a Z axis for hobby vs enterprise.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There we go, there, that actually makes sense to me, thank you!

I want to know what a corpo hobbyist traditionalist language is though, lol.

Like uh... I make vba / excel macros in my spare time for fun, lol?

[–] julien@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

That's where retrocomputing comes into play I guess, Haha!

Those people running Windows 2000 or XP on old computers or VMs and making old-school dotnet web forms apps for it.

I can imagine myself doing this one day, just for nostalgia. 😄

[–] jwt@programming.dev 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

So what you're saying is that... he is either from, belongs to, or should be placed on...

... another plane of existence?

lololololollool

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is pretty much nonsense lol

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

It makes sense once you accrue 1000 hours on /g/ (10 years ago, it's a much dumber place now)

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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Cowards are too afraid to place vi anywhere on these axes...

[–] 3x3@lemy.lol 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s open source and traditional..

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So you're say remove emacs and replace it with vi? I agree!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago

Uh, Linus Torvalds is a hypedev?

Btw, is this meme old?

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Putting Apple under disruption not tradition lol

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Author is either a troll or drank the apple marketing koolaid.

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Looking at how much of a reach some of the disruptive + proprietary stuff is... Yeah, there isn't a lot of recent innovative proprietary stuff, is there?

Although I would put Chrome under "disruptive". It absolutely was when it released decades ago, and even now it's still changing the browser landscape.

[–] shirro@aussie.zone 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Chrome was disruptive.

Part of the reason for its disruption is that Chromium is open source (BSD licence), built on Webkit that was open source, which was built on khtml from the KDE project which was open source. That is how we got to Microsoft Edge also running on Chromium.

If it wasn't for the monoculture aspect and the actions of some of the companies using it, khtml->Chromium would be a great open source success story.

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I started using git to track my dotfiles maybe one-ish years after I first fully adopted Linux as my daily driver.. I think it's been a little over 5 years and before I converted to nix that git history told a story of immense frustration of never being able to get my desktop and laptop to be identical. For some reason some projects only ran on one of the 2 machines. There was a period in my life when I didn't use my desktop for 2 months because it just didn't work well enough, OCD is really fucking painful. Nix saved my relationship with both of my computers, and my desk, and my spine. I haven't used my laptop and maybe a month and I may have changed my workstation a couple hundred times in this period, I will with absolute confidence say that the next time I decide to use my laptop I can just run git pull and nixos rebuild and my laptop will be just the same as my desktop (minus obligatory build fixes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

NixOS answers that question I always had, "Do I have random residue from programs I uninstalled years ago lying around on my system?", with a resounding "No", and it feels amazing.

[–] garlicandonions@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What is this shit? I don't recognize half of this garbage. How is terminal + text editor not an option?

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

C++ is more traditional than C? 🤔

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I think they just put them in quadrants with no attention to placement.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

We should reimplement it in Rust

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where's the drunken conglomeration that is Scala?

Btw. It's my favorite language

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

People with the skill level necessary to create such memes don't know what Scala is

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I use C#, GitHub and arch...

(I am replacing GitHub once my homelab server is set up though)

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

rust is more proprietary than linus.

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