Uninvite the bride.
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That was my first thought too. Uninviting the groom also works.
Oh, you can un-invite one of the in-laws for some amazing chaos too.
Uninvite the priest, I'm running this thing now
Uninvite the groom take his place.
I too choose this guy's wife!
You usually invite guests to the wedding, so I'd assume bride and groom would be safe under this logic.
The parents however....
If two people uninvite each other, it's gonna cause a paradox, and the whole wedding will overflow the stack
That's how you get the $NaN glitch in your bank account, but also for some reason Keanu Reeves is the officiant while holding akimbo pistols, and everyone's outfit includes a green sweater
How would removing both cause a paradox? Removing a guest doesn't remove their Plus One, so why should removing the guest remove their Minus One?
People who aren't guests shouldn't be able to affect the guest list, so removing a guest would remove their plus/minus one
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~~un-invite the bride~~
is the bride a guest ? i guest not.
No one said you can only uninvite guests
Oh, well, imagine...
If a person gets minus'd, does that apply to her plus one? Or can the plus one attend without her?
And if two people uninvite each other, does that remove their uninvite-privilege, thus making the uninvite invalid and creating a paradox? Or would they have to fight for it over a lava pit or a chasm with either swords or massive cotton swabs?
Well guess who just got promoted to activity planning!
It's FIFO. So whoever was uninvited first would lose their privileges.
That's why it's so important to RSVP immediately!
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I'll be choosing myself as the minus one, I'd love to come but rules are rules, have a lovely evening.
Can I uninvite the whole wedding and save $25,000? No, it's expected of me to spend that money.
Eloping was one of the best decisions my wife and I ever made. We still spent a bunch, but it was for the two week vacation that went along with the elopement instead of 3-4x that for a single day.
This is what we plan to do. Makes no sense to throw all that money away for a silly ceremony where you're bound by what everyone else expects of you. We'd rather do something special for ourselves.
Just uninvite the bride.
Janeway: Wife bad!
If it's expected, you have a circle of friends that do not really align with your idea of a good life. Sounds harsh, but please, I've been to fun weddings that were had at maybe 3k€ and nobody left hungry or thirsty and the close family guests from far away were even booked rooms nearby.
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Okay but a minus one can be counter acted by a plus one right?
Y es, un the sense that if you are invited, someone uninvites you, then you can plus one yourself.
But if you bring a plus one they can me minus one'd and you can't do anything to prevent it.
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Even one of the engaged?
you can uninvite one person of your choosing
According to the terms, yes. Shoulda said "guest."
Prevents objections
Can I uninvite myself?
no questions asked
Yes.
Ngl, I'd un-invite someone from the wedding party just to sow chaos.
Dear Mr. Holloway.
I will be attending your wedding. I choose you as my Minus One. Please do not show up.
Bless,
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S
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List of people
Everyone gets two votes. Can vote people up or down
Everyone with negative votes can't join
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If "come alone" is one of the options, does that imply that in order to uninvite someone you have to yourself avoid attending?
I plus one myself for an extra life
Every single person uninvites uncle Steve.
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