stupidcasey

Do the Inuit people have a dictionary?

All day everyday I just assumed it was Durian and they died from extreme projectile vomiting.

I mean, anyone could do that from any station on the bridge if they want to, probably wouldn't even be hard.

Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?

What are you talking about of course I do.

I don't even think you know what I look like.

What, that's not true, you look like a mantis.

(Shifts to snake form)

OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!

I fucking called it.

Oh, that, yeah that's just lazy writing.

Almost alien.

Bath salts. It's a girl thing.

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

We should really stop with the CornHub memes the whole thing is a scam to rise the price of the cornhub.com domain, it is currently sitting at $450,000.00

D'am son!

(The missing letter in D'am is "r" this joke is now funnier because I explained it )

I get paid more this way.

I like the way you handle that pistol, if you know what I mean.