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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I made a post about this a few months ago. This will start a civil war. https://lemmy.cafe/post/20354265

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Default, primary, contemporary, trunk, toot toot here comes the deploy train

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

head is the default branch on remotes. Why not local too?

[–] crt0o@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

git push origin main doesn't have the same ring to it as git push origin master

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

You forgot the - f

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A better alternative: Primus, Cresco, Artem, Missio

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Meanwhile you can still cherry-pick the tip, and go right to the head, and fork away.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And... blame somebody else?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

git pull origin SHAFT

abraham lincoln was the horniest bastard around i guess.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Main makes me think about "draining the main vein" which still makes me kinda horny.

[–] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 week ago

Satan My Master!

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