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Elon Musk Just Became The First Person Ever Worth $500 Billion (www.forbes.com)
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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can we eat him yet? Is he rich enough?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cmon. Heinz? That’s the best option you had? Not even gonna go with something nice like Sweet Baby Rays?

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 days ago

Stubb’s spicy barbecue sauce is where it’s at. Sweet Baby Ray’s is like eating sugar.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Stop. Just please stop. Im doing my best to get through life without violence.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 3 points 2 days ago

Bad phrasing, vast monetary holdings does not give one any worth.