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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Its pretty damn horrifying. I'm not unsettled easily, this is unsettling.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

FFS please provide a jumpscare warning, some of us are trying to sleep here.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Could be just about any conservative lady.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Sea and lake face is real

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, I've always been a fan of the guy fawks mask, but this... This has potential, and can be easily bought with cash at a local store

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Bonus points if you listen to Faceshopping by Sophie while wearing it.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I see someone wearing this I'm changing my favourite holiday

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta throw something on the Halloween bonfire

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Might as well be a problematic demon!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I literally wondered if this was a slightly punched up photo of her until I saw the tag. What a weirdo.

[–] Trill88@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck you Loomy G