this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Bless the maker and his water.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's also more ranch-y than drinking ranch from the bottle

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That's my favorite past time.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ranch so cool, it's hot!

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

Or at least could have given everyone instant ADHD

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.

[–] Veltoss@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Crazy that they don't just sell the seasoning for popular chip flavors.

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would cool-ranch my fucking chicken with that shit for real.

[–] cz8c@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Just crush the Doritos and use them like Panko breading on the chicken.

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You just take the whole chip and grind it up!

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Did we just become best friends?!

[–] DarkErmac@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

They call them Doros.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ou melord. It's quite hot melord. The spice, melord! It's burning me mouth, melord!! Melord!! The spice is too much melord!!!

[–] Zaros@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

At first glance I thought that chip was covered in small bugs.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

there's more flavor there than a 9v battery.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine if this was the Cooler Ranch Doritos.