THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NOTICE
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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You know, I think they should release the Epstein files
Would this change anything? How many conservatives dream secretely or openly to lower the age of consent to the low teens, and how many men would secretely or openly admire enviously his sexual prowess if it was confirmed he fucked their dream girls?
Yes, they should release the Epstein files, but they will likely be more wunderwaffe than munition against Trump.
I dunno, maybe I'm in the minority here (hope not) but I don't ever recall hearing about any child rapist/molester - regardless of the depths of their depravity, how prolific they were/are, etc. - and thinking "wow, they must be an absolute sexual tyrannosaurus rex; I should subscribe to their newsletter"... Like, there isn't an amount of nine year olds you can pay/coerce/cajole/force into sex (which, again, is by definition rape as minor do not possess the ability to consent) that is somehow going to impress me. Or anyone who isn't a piece of shit, for that matter.
So... That's a pretty weird point to make, honestly...
YOUR ATTENTION HAS BEEN NOTICED AND REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES
ATTENTION: NOTICE MY AUTHORITY
ATTENTION: NOTICE IT. C'MON. PLEASE. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
ACHTUNG!: NOTICE ME SENPAI UwU
Whoa buddy, save it for the podcast!
My reaction video is imminent
I crashed into a truck in the late 90's, finally got the last bit of gravel out of my knee about 17~18 years later.
hold the presses i gotta update my memoirs
foreskin is nsfw btw
foreskin?
in the gif
Can you DM me the version that shows her foreskin?
i still have sand under my skin from a late 90s fall
You’re halfway to homemade pearls
For pearls, I think you have to put sand in your clam (or someone else's, with consent).
Only thing that would make this perfect would be ending it with a 1/?