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[–] Praxinoscope@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Monthly deaths from drowning correlate to ice cream sales.

Ice cream doesn't cause drowning, but both numbers go up at the same time of year (summer)

That’s brilliant!

[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago
[–] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Butter consumption correlates with the number of epidemiologists in Colorado”

Wtf Colorado!

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

We must increase the pirate population dramatically!

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ever time you see a house on fire, you're almost guaranteed to see firemen.

So clearly firemen must be the leading cause of house fires.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every single person who confuses correlation with causation ends up dying.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We don't know that for sure. There several bililon people who have not died yet.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like none of them have confused the two then... yet!

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

100% of people who drink water will die?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

Do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to you?

Does your period start at the same phase of the Moon each time?