A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Thanks for the nostalgia haha
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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I hate that it bypasses your system volume setting and blasts it at 10,000 decibels
What's the beacon?
In skyrim there is an item which the moment you pick up a voice says "a new hand touched the beacon" or something like that and this starts a quest with a lot of foot work yet a shitty reward
Shitty reward??
Excuse me, Dawnbreaker is the coolest looking useless sword in the game. That's not shitty, that's home decor.
Functional gear < LOOKING LIKE A BADASS MF
Glances at Nightingale armor with krosis
Both is good.
The voice line also plays at like, the maximum dialoge volume. Super jolting.
That looks like Android 5 Lollipop, so the base screenshot is likely from around 2015
Someone found this meme in their shoebox in the attic, and I'm glad they did.
No, I made this meme yesterday after googling for pictures of this notification.
I liked my story better, but alas reality is often mundane.
Thanks for making it.
You can hide it in a shoebox in your attic and repost it in ten years. Reality is often mundane, but it's up to us to turn our stories into reality ❤
Android looked so gorgeous back then
It's Gondor calling for aid.
[Gondor would like to send you notifications.]
This gave me quite the giggle.
Unfortunately, I have no one in my life who will think it's funny.
That's what niche internet communities are for. Save it, it's all yours my friend.
HEY