Witnessing this abomination:
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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Needs to have Elon flipping acrobatically around through an entire sperm bank filled with guards, flipping little vials of his seed into the freezers by the dozens throwing them artfully into the containers from a distance and dodging people shooting at him to try to stop him.
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Oh that's fucking great! Love it!
I just wanted you to know that I love your posts <3 Thank you for contributing this instance!
Egglon Musk.
Now I need some eye bleach!