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[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 10 points 22 hours ago

Use !linuxphones@lemmy.ca to boycott fascist enablers.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 23 hours ago

Poor little guys

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

We need to start eating these scum bags

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I’m honestly fine if we just compost them.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

Let them bloat and play pop the richie

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

You do you I guess

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Grand Play.

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