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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“Hey why is it taking you so long to review my PR?”

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The AI found issues with its own code

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My absolute favorite thing about LLMs is how when they do that they explain the problem with "my code" to me.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

watching it mansplain to itself why it was wrong is quite the amusement.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

It hurt itself in its confusion!

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

"I see the problem. You don't know how to code."

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

People tearing apart on their own code wasn't in the training data as much.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Duh. AI's trained on average human data, will produce average results. Want bliss? Train them on Architects.

[–] Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Blud forgot to think in 3d.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He was thinking with portals

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I need to replay those games. So good. And the new stuff as well.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Is this a real and stupid, non-functional set of stairs?

Or did someone create a cool/definitely impractical staircase where the second flight is on hinges and you lift it up to access the middle floor?

(Edit: I say this because the second flight looks like it's made of wood and maybe not entirely fixed to the floor.)

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I have seen pictures of actual concrete stairs like that, many years ago.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Totally possible someone installed the form work for the stairs the wrong way and blocked off the lower ones.

Or they’ve mocked the building and instead of removing the old concrete stairs just walled them off like this.

[–] cynar@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Things like this are often a protest by the builders against the architect. They spot a problem with the design, try and tell them and get shouted at. They then build it to the design, knowing it's stupid, so the architect has to swallow the cost of fixing it.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 4 points 4 days ago

I want to be a fly in the wall for that conversation.

A fly with a bucket of popcorn.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's nice.
Although I don't understand how come an Architects drawing goes straight to a builder without a Civil Engineer in between.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Maybe its was an uncivil engineer who refused to cooperate.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

It’s concrete.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Both stairs are perfectly usable on their own.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 1 points 4 days ago

*Parks my car cross-wise in front of yours, blocking you in.*

Yes. They technically are.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The first one is against code too. No railing on the landing.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Well, if it were at a gap, as would be expected of a normal staircase, it would have enough space for the door to open and for someone to enter it from the side.

I would not want to live in that room either way.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

I have had this dream several times.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it works though. you just need to turn off clipping.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And then you find yourself on a journey to the centre of the Earth.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

happens to the best of us.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 4 days ago

Second picture is indeed an accurate building of the left drawing. Both set of stairs are drawn in section, implying that they are on the same plane.