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[–] gami@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Really? No one is gonna comment on how insane it is for a healthcare professional to tweet healthcare data, even if PII is censored?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 minutes ago

someone else already did

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 hours ago

"New kink unlocked"

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!

Some supernatural fukery going on.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 34 minutes ago

you're welcome :)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, but there was no giant superimposed face reacting to it so I had no idea what emotional response I should have.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Blood goes in. Blood doesn't come out. You can't explain that!

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago

Lol Chinese torture fidget

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

For a horrifying moment I thought it read "Fidget spinner stuck in penis".

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 45 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/

I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

For this one, I think it's nothing quite as exciting, basically just what you'd expect.

S30.852A - Superficial foreign body of penis, initial encounter

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plane. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

thank god it was circled

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you're a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago

Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I'm just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I'd do with two. I think it'd mess with my intent.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Guessing that column is truncated "Allergies," though I'm not sure if the exclamation point means that they have a major allergy or maybe their allergy information wasn't recorded yet.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.