this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, that is the dream horse, his name is Tim

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tim seems like a very nice horse

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

his first five legs are nice

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

Sometimes, a horse is just a horse, of course.

[–] Beastly.gr@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

If you were riding it backwards then your harvest will be full this year. If you were riding it forwards then you are about to accomplish a goal. If it was riding you then you are lucky.

[–] mantra@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

So the horse has a gift in its mouth, but you aren't supposed to look, so you had to feel around in there and you accidentally grabbed one of its giant teeth, which came out in you hand like it was meant to. There was something inside, but you couldn't figure out how to open it, so you just sort of sat and rattled it with one hand while you flicked horse spit off the other. This means that an oceanographer will read your name somewhere.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Need more info.

  • What kind of horse
  • What was the horse doing
  • What did the horse tell you