Yes, that is the dream horse, his name is Tim
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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tim seems like a very nice horse
his first five legs are nice
Sometimes, a horse is just a horse, of course.
If you were riding it backwards then your harvest will be full this year. If you were riding it forwards then you are about to accomplish a goal. If it was riding you then you are lucky.
So the horse has a gift in its mouth, but you aren't supposed to look, so you had to feel around in there and you accidentally grabbed one of its giant teeth, which came out in you hand like it was meant to. There was something inside, but you couldn't figure out how to open it, so you just sort of sat and rattled it with one hand while you flicked horse spit off the other. This means that an oceanographer will read your name somewhere.
Need more info.
- What kind of horse
- What was the horse doing
- What did the horse tell you