Oh yeah, what if it was THIS horse?
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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Well, he DOES look pretty talented.
To get that photographic level of precision, I would expect more something along the lines of a modern horse using an Image Generation AI coupled to a Natural Language Processor trained on horse sounds.
You mean a million monkeys typing randomly on a typewriter until they happen to write Shakespeare?
Clearly a photograph of a horse-drawn bus from the 1890's would be black and white.
Colorized by AI
It's obviously a modern color photograph of an old black and white photograph from the 1890s.
You raise a good point.
Silly, it's of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians.
It might have been horse-drawn in the 1890s with color paint, and years later photographed with a modern camera.
Bravo.
And if you look at the reflection in the wood panelling, the photograph was clearly taken by a giant pigeon.
That particular omnibus seems to be a modern replica:
https://www.coyaltix.com/picnic-wagonpk4/
Some buses of the time period did have a similar multi-floor design. This one is from the 1880s:
As a side note, I’m skeptical that a shrimp could fry rice, or anything else for that matter, since they have pretty tiny hands and probably would have a great deal of trouble gripping cooking utensils or the handle of the pan
Yes, this is what's commonly known as a callback joke.
As God's own truth, the horse took brush in hoof and drew this bus.
I think you'll find the horse is being drawn by the bus.
"I'll be your french horse"
I don't think this bus could draw a horse either.
Or take a photograph of it, for that matter.
Swanky ride honestly
Equine Slop!
Is that a big pigeon shadow on the top?
Hmmm... perhaps a pigeon took this photo?
The plot thickens.
Has Ron ever looked inside a camera? Some of them have a few horsepower.
Seems better in every way tbh
Also one would expect to see a theme more interesting for horses - like, say, grass - in a drawing from a horse, though maybe this one could be more of a social critique, subtly alluding to the plight of enslaved horses.
Believe me, the horses have already had their revenge.
