What jobs? Britain doesn't make anything.
All our working age people are rotting at home, on the streets or mooching off the ever-shrinking welfare, and all our job listings are fake.
Our government exists to sell the country off to palantir.
Least we could do is have less fucking gasoline in the air without funding that twitter apartheid guy, but no, nevermind all that, not even shitty paternalistic cuntservative countries can sell us stuff, we don't want more things or better things, we can't build a hole in the ground and fill it with water, we can't build a road nevermind repair one or lay down some rail tracks, we can't buy cars, no no no - we're British, thank you, we want to have it the worst possible, no less will do.
Let's rot and instead give billions more to the elderly, like France where they're now making more monthly than workers who pay taxes to fund pensions and care for the elderly they'll never themselves see, in exchange for the privilege of paying old people's mortgages, so the elderly can use their infinite wealth and free time to champion for noble causes like racism, transphobia, corruption and voting for the worst option possible in every election without fail.
