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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/babyxgirlll on 2025-10-19 16:56:37+00:00.
So last night I went out drinking with some friends. It wasn’t anything crazy, we just did some bar hopping and had a few to many tequila shots. I usually don’t drink much so by midnight I was basically running on autopilot. I called an Uber, got dropped off and stumbled up the stairs in my apartment building and let myself in. At least I thought I did. The door wasn’t locked, which I thought was weird but in my drunk brain I figured I probably forgot to lock it earlier.
I went straight to the bedroom, threw my clothes on the floor and crashed. A couple hours later I woke up to someone screaming like they saw a murder. I jumped up and there was this woman standing in the doorway holding a lamp like she was about to wack me.
Turns out I wasn’t in my apartment. I had walked into my neighbor’s - one floor down. The layouts are identical so drunk me didn’t notice a thing. Apparently her roommate had just left the door unlocked after coming home and I just wandered in.
She called the cops. I had to explain to two very unimpressed officers that I wasn’t trying to break in, I was just an idiot who can’t handle tequila and doesn’t know which floor she lives on. Luckily my upstairs neighbor vouches for me, but it was still a super humiliating walk of shame that I've ever done.
TL;DR: Got drunk, thought I was in my apartment, actually slept in my neighbor’s bed. She called the cops. I’m now officially the weird girl in the building.