Programmer Humor

You can still bring a girl though

I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I'll bring another one too? 🤔

Or become a girl with gonads

Wouldn’t it hit the same as it would a straight male?

Well shit, I've never seen AoC before - I'm not usually very interested in programming just for fun, but I might give that a try!

Oh that explains why my wife is gay

Can programmers only be with other programmers or am I missing something?

There are those who transition, so a significant chunk of that male programmer population is "male" as in quotation marks, only that some transition earlier than others. Does not guarantee that you can get the transgender autistic puppygirl (or other variations) of your dreams, since many of them are lesbians.

But also feel free to look outside your field for a partner. It's okay to date an artist as a programmer.

It's not gay if I'm wearing programming socks.

It's odd in the Australian public service, with COBOL programmers. They've been in the job long enough that they started when the public service was the only employer who would employ women as programmers. I'm on the systems analyst side of the fence, the programmers I have worked with include a bit more than 60% women

I think all the programmers I know are married or gay or not interested. I think the gay ones are mostly married too.

Paucity of waifu

not sure if it's sarcastic: point of view

But that would break the 111 line rule.

There was no ESL moment in Ba Sing Se!