This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary
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Spiders are friends. I will terminate any centipedes found inside my house, though. The bastardly kind, not the house centipedes.
If you upvoted and you eat meat, then you're a hypocrite.
Spiders don't have human rights.
And still we can choose to treat them like a being that deserves to live, isn't that amazing?
Is not amazing to find one on your clothes, or being bitten by one and having to go to the ER.
If a human was knitting gross, sticky white shit on my wall, I think I'd kill them too.
Exactly. Why do people think killing the spider is what you should do? If they do that, they also cant complain if someone kills them for no reason.
Not all spiders are buddies who will just keep to their website and kill pests. Many are aggressive roaming hunters that just go around biting shit to see if it is edible. And that includes you just sleep or sitting still.
Also, even the nonvenomous spiders have some seriously bad oral hygiene and carry bacteria that causes deep infectious wounds that take months to heal.
Even with all that, if they were just slow or stupid I might take the time to catch and release, but given that the majority are stupid fast, and/or actively trying to leap at me... they gotta die.
Having said that I don't fuck with them outside, especially the banana spiders, because banana spiders are instantly easy to identify and aren't interested in starting trouble.
I guess it depends on what spiders you have there. We have like house spiders here, nothing big or toxic. Harmless.
Ya, we used to have more of the little fat slow white ones (orb weavers I think) around when I was a kid, and other than cobwebs all over the place, they never gave us trouble. I generally try not to mess with them though, or I'll do a catch and release. But between the Brown Recluse bite I got as a teenager that took almost an entire year to heal and the other non-poisionous bites I have gotten while asleep or watching tv that take 6 weeks to heal, it's insta-death if any others are found inside my house.
I just realized that I am a spider racist. White and yellow get the gentle touch, but black and brown are going down.
I guess I understand that if they are causing so much problems. Ive never lived in a country where they can actually cause harm to humans and are inside houses.
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this is such a cute idea 🥹 now I imagine them running little Wordpress blogs
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