I suffered through the clickbait: It was porta-potty liquid they rolled in.
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thank u for ur service, saddens me deeply to see how it wasnt worth it
"mysterious"

Are you suggesting the dogs blue themselves?
That's news now? My dog rolls in compost. Where's my article?
Mine eats poop, I want the Frontpage.
My two dogs did this late yesterday. We occasionally throw our chickens eggs in there if the shell is cracked etc. The dogs smelled so bad it actually made me gag. I had to give them both a bath. I’m expecting the news vans any minute now.
I’m honestly very thankful for your service.
Fuck articles that put "mysteriously" in the title when the explanation is right there in the article.
Fuck people posting these articles..
Fuck people
"I'd rather not." - Asexuals
"Fair enough" - Allies
Methylene blues clues solved the case!