Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Hole Foods!

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Torus-R-Us

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tim Hortons, the misspelt supermarket, a local chandler, and Tim Hortons again? /j

[–] coherent_domain -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

last time I checked, life savers are not food.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Not with that attitude!

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well sure, life savers aren’t food, but Life Savers® are.

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They are to 5 year olds.