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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I see what you did there.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wait, but... I make noises when I'm jerked off too...

Am I... an instrument?

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago

Sounds like someone's lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

band kids have zero chill.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! ...basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.

You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters

[–] doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Make sure to moisten your little woody before tonguing it.

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