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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Put all of the postcodes in a paginated list that displays only 30 entries at a time (60 and 100 per page for premium users), only has next/previous navigation buttons, orders the entries by popularity, and goes back to the first page if you reload the website. Or an infinitely scrolling page that loads each page dynamically, but returns 429 Too Many Requests if the user scrolls too fast.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I reckon someone should try that

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Map the tonal range of the human voice from 00000, the lowest-pitched, to 99999, the highest-pitched. Sing a note into your microphone that corresponds to your postal code.

EDIT: Make it a Base-36 range so as to allow letters A-Z when they are used in postal codes.

[–] patrick@lemmy.bestiver.se 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I also made some dumb number entering shenanigans for https://faxyourballs.com/

My favorite was suggested by a friend: the radial button selection for every digit, but with digit “10” sorted up at the top.

I should go add some more…

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

You should make a post about it, I think it would do numbers!

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't care what the particular number is, but it's a dart throwing game and you have to get all the numbers correct in one shot or start over

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah that part I was particularly proud of.. It's so unusable

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember when r/ProgrammerHumor was full of hilariously bad UX/UI. There were so many amazing entries.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I've made a community for it cause I wanna see more of it