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Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.

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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Is that a salad?

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Looks like it will feed a horde of pigeons after my desperate attempt to eat this hotdog without dropping anything on the ground.

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

What I dislike about hot dogs is the fact that the sausage is bigger than the buns, like you'd never see a burger where the bun has a smaller diameter than the patty by a significant margin why around hot dog sausages similar in size to hot dog buns, I want smaller sausage or bigger bun so that I can fit more toppings and condiments on it without any of it spilling out from the sides with every bite, a plain sausage and bun is boring for me.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When I make a hot dog, I cut the bun open, but also hollow it out a little... this gives ample room for extras and allows you to actually 'close' the bun and avoid spillage.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I disagree, I feel like the bread to dog ratio is always slightly too high, and I end up tearing some roll off

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I just position mine so the end is how I want it, and sometimes that means the first bite is mostly bread.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (6 children)

You put it on top so that the flavor of the condiments doesn't overpower each bite.

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (7 children)

If you only put condiments on the top, they're gone after the first few bites and then it's just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?

[–] Anomnomnomaly@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait... do you put bread on the outside... both sides?

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I need an illustration or something

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You monster!

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shitpost aside, my dad did honey mustard under the dog while topping it with chili and cheese. It's the only way to do that combo right.

Never used honey mustard, but classic yellow mustard in a chili cheese dog is always great.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WHY DONT YOU POST AN ALTERNATIVE??? HUH??

Was that too aggressive?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

HAPPY TO HELP

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

ITT: I cannot believe the debate over hot dog size, bun size, and condiment application, lol.

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