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At least he doesn't have to worry about it. God can't inhabit his brain because both are non-existent.
don't give me ideas
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
We are just apes with pants
Speak for yourself. I'm naked.
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I'm not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
I think this is how you find out you're God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don't accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don't because fuck 'em, that's why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers

Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

The actual article https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/ and a press release for the referenced study https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2015/research/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.
The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.