Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I'm not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
I think this is how you find out you're God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don't accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don't because fuck 'em, that's why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.
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If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
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Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago
Trans folks 'know' how magnets work.
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to... uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people's minds? Wait, maybe it's a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can't overcome it?
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
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The onion couldn't write this shit.
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
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What is he on and where can I get some?
Just get the magnets wet and they won't work
Who told them the plan?!
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn't pan out
Worse than that... they're probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn't be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up
The actual article https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/ and a press release for the referenced study https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2015/research/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can't handle a magnet?
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