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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Sounds delicious!

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Another anecdote telling - real butter doesn't make you fat.

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah sure... The long-standing obesity rates in southern states has nothing to do with butter being the baseline sauce on everything

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

It probably has to do with margarine being the base ingredient for butter.
<insert that weird 90s auntie video of margarine butter recipe>

Oh and also, the choice to inhale tobacco smoke(and make others do so) in your free time, rather than exercise the muscles near fatty regions.

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