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Why are they so mean? QQ

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[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Banality == Idiocy; Evil might not exist, yet mere stupidity and concessions to fear are found in every place where we determine that evil must surely have been. One could try limiting one’s search to persons exhibiting some semblance of wisdom or courage which such person may use to aid their understanding/confrontation of their personal adversities and the environments of their past/upbringing.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would like to know how to be in this scenario

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

Shear a lamb, wear it's wool, go out into the woods of alaska at night with recording bleating sounds.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah. Pump me full of viagra and then just: do your thing ladies. I am ready.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why are they so mean? And do you have their numbers, by chance?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 5 days ago

A man of culture, I see.

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago

Yes send their numbers, so we know which women to avoid

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] drath@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Didn't have evil business woman yet... and no evil nursing girl, only an evil medical student girl who burned my dick off 😖

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] drath@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, as a medical student she was quite busy, especially given that she was also working part-time to support herself coming from a different city with barely any support from her parents. So, getting an appointment with her at said work was a rare opportunity to get a little bit extra time together. Her job was as a laser hair removal specialist, and there are only so many places you can get your hair removed from. And I guess she wasn't very used to working with dudes because it didn't end up well down there. I got burn marks and had terrible rash for a whole month afterwards. Not sure which one of us was evil, though, but I lashed out and broke up with her when on the only aligning day off for both of us for months to come, she decided to go to a place I told her I wanted to take her to, and do the things I told her I'd like to do together... alone, because, apparently, the stars told her to do so. Usually girls being into astrology that much is a huge deal-breaker for me, but I admit I got so blinded by her beauty and gentle voice that I totally didn't even register that she was.

inb4: No, it wasn't creepy, we've had a relationship for a few months at that point and it was her idea. And yeah, we didn't actually have to perform the procedures, but I guess neither of us was bright enough to propose that we don't 😂

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The combination of medical student and astrology is more unnerving than your poor burning experience. You could totally write a horror script out of the affair.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I honestly hope that it's just something she made up to get rid of me after she lost interest for some reason. Maybe she fell for someone else, maybe I offended her in some way, or maybe she was actually telling the truth. Unfortunately, that I'll never get to know.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Seriously, all of my guy friends are sweethearts who deserve love, and they can only find the most vile and manipulative women.

Wtf is wrong with people.

The lamb obviously likes the gentle tooth message.

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry you've been through this. Don't you ever doubt yourself though, do you hear me?