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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

Can we keep Monica out of trump x bubba jokes?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And just think, we could have instead gotten our first lady president if the American people just sucked it up and voted for Lewinsky.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It wouldnt have mattered. You calling Hillary a lady tells me you have no idea how evil she is. They are all evil.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 minute ago

You wanna try reading my post again?

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 34 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

That Trump sucking Clinton’s dick (both the homosexuality and the fact that it’s a Clinton) would be more damaging to his base than raping children is really disturbing.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 5 hours ago

Why can't his base remember that Donnie used to be a Democrat? Bill remembers.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That explains why Trump is so hostile towards Hillary

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 6 hours ago

Trump: at least I know how to suck Bills dick.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 10 hours ago

"Bubba was just asserting his dominance" will probably be the next excuse. "When you're President, they let you do it."

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 hours ago

I did not have sexual relations with that Cheeto.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

Or a dick, apparently.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FrodoSpark@piefed.social 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Monica, the person from President Bill Clinton's scandal

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I remember I went to a Mardi Gras parade that year, and every single float was a joke about Bill Clinton's penis. Very family friendly that was.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

In the Cologne carnival, Putin fucking Trump in the ass has become a popular classic.

Not every country's culture is Puritan.