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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 49 minutes ago

Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that, since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

More of the same from the delusion network.

You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 hour ago

Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

If it was meant to taste good they'd have called it DeuSauce

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don't make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.

[–] CodeHead@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)

The 5-layer is still there though...

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm lucky? Here's the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:

It is listed under "Member Exclusives" in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.

I'm kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You are allowed to order some removed items but only if you have a taco bell account and only if you order online or through the app.

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Whatever the case, the return of the OG 7-Layer Burrito brought me back to Taco Bell. If it disappears again from my menu in the app then I'll probably stop going to Taco Bell again.

It looks like the 7-Layer Burrito is there because of their "Decades Menu" promotion so it's not looking good...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I get the theme of all the flatiron "grilled" items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?

Also, Trump rapes children.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

But I hear he gives great head.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He does not rape children...

Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there's no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I've got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it's syphilis addled head.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 75 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.

used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.

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[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't "the 7-layer burrito" that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Taco Bell is so fucking shit.

It's the worst takeaway I've ever had.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I've never wanted Mexican food and decided "close enough" with Taco Bell.

But I've absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The trick is to be wasted. It's absolutely amazing when you're pissed out of your gourd.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 157 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

And their source is a "Verified Taco Bell employee" on Reddit??

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 108 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

Edit: Trump is in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Wait.......WHAT?!

I don't want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 31 points 9 hours ago (17 children)

There is a line in an email that refers to "trump blowing bubba".

It's not clear who "bubba" is, but it's one of Clinton's nicknames.

More importantly though, it's not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

The line is about Putin having pictures of Donnie blowing Bubba which implies Russian blackmail.

Yes, Donnie is Trump and Bubba is Clinton and it is possible that is is just dark humor but if so their delivery sucks.

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[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

What a world

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 49 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It was either Clinton or Maxwell's horse.

Lots of people are saying it.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] lorski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years....

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list

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