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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How stupid do they think we are?

That's not the question to ask. Anon should be asking: How stupid is everyone, as a group?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the thing a lot of people leave out is that... people will act stupidier than they are because it's how they get social acceptance.

I'm sure most of us have been in situations where people agreed with the stupid people because it was more socially expedient. This is how stupid people and stupid ideas tend to take precedence.

I've had many partners break up with me because i refused to pretend to be stupid for the sake of their idiot spiritual guru friend.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ketchup is an energy drink.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ketchup is basically just Extra Pulp V8.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Just eat plain salt dude. Max electrolytes and hydration!

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