Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his "devils thorn". He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.
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I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".
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Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?
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And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.
Girls don't hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you've grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.
There's an old joke popular out in Utah. "How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon."
When you're first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don't really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can't catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you're up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.
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Amish rules....education restricted to 8th grade since you don't need any more than that.
It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
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I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.
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these people are lunatics
Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.
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Who's this dude and why should we care.
I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too
These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.
I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. Itβs win-win!
At this point conservatives are just subtly forcing people to be gay.
I think their view of women is pretty clear:
What am I looking at exactly here?
I think it was Mad Max Fury Road
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So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?
I'm guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably
My right foot was only meant to step on the moon. So I'm not going to use it for anything else!