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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/bzoicore on 2025-11-16 02:37:08+00:00.
I was in a meeting where they had lychee jellies (asian supermarket candy aisle staple). I love them and my friend group currently isn’t very asian so when I was told I could pocket some extras I was pretty excited to be able to share a bit of my childhood with all my friends after the meeting. I had to run to rejoin them where they were hanging out, and all the seats are taken so I ended up lying down on the floor and taking off my jacket (with the jellies in them) to catch my breath. As soon as I vaguely recover myself one of my friends walks in and joins us. All he sees is that when I notice him I immediately roll over and prop myself up with one elbow and, in that pose on the floor, slightly out of breath and still flushed, raise my eyebrows (in excitement) and say, “Hey!! do you want some asian candy?” and then continue to grin excitedly without producing any sort of actual candy.
There was a complete pause for a moment, then a lot of laughter at my expense once they realized I wasn’t propositioning him in front of everyone. (He did not, in fact, want my asian candy.)
TL;DR asked my guy friend if he wanted “asian candy” and everyone thought i was referring to myself. gah