There's a vaccine for rabies so you can cuddle all the rabid animals you want.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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That’s how they microchip you, duh.
/s
They only get scanned if you get sent to the pound, tho. 🤷♂️
Which for me happens twice a week, tops. So I should be good.
Hey, 5G!
Easy solution, get vaxxed
Buh mah DNAs!
But DNA is what dogs have. BNA is what people have.
Do not fear the water. I hear it's a pretty terrible way to go.
Squirrels don’t fear the water,
Nor do the mice, chipmunks, or rats!
(We can be like they are) Come on, baby
(Don’t fear the water) Cuddle this raccoon
(Don’t fear the water) You could very well die
(Don’t fear the reaper) Raccoons are my jaaaaaam!
La, la la la la
La, la la la OW!
I'm pretty sure it's safe to cuddle raccoons as long as you shoot them first