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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I was just in a literal CVS an hour ago and they have a sign on the receipt printer that says "please don't grab receipt until it is done printing." It's like, shouldn't the fact that you had to write a sign like that be an indicator that you're printing out too much shit?

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

At this point it is expected though. Imagine CVS would start and not print these anymore. There'd be petitions and demonstrations to get it back.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but clearly corporate knows that wasting paper and your time is better, we're the problem to them.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Don't stand in the way of their money. Hand it over!

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

QA strikes again

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Input sanitization is important, y'all

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And setting upperbound limits on input length. Because if you expose it to users, it's not a matter of if some joker will insist on entering precisely 4,294,967,297 bytes of random data into it to see if they can crash your shit, it's a matter of when.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

"Fk it. Here's the entire Qur'an."

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

What I think is funny is every time this gets reposted, people start talking about food orders when it's obviously* a Canadian weed dispensary.

This was 100% bound to happen.

*To Canucks who stopped buying all of their weed from Steve.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

55 burgers 🍔
55 fries 🍟
55 tacos 🌮
55 pies 🥧
55 cokes 🥤
100 tater tots 🥔
100 pizzas 🍕
100 tenders 🐓
100 meatballs ☄️
100 coffees ☕️
55 wings 🍗
55 shakes 🧋
55 pancakes 🥞
55 Pastas 🍝
55 Peppers 🌶️
155 taters 🥔

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

10 print “Hello, world!”

20 goto 10

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The most perfect code ever written

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
DO
BEEP
LOOP

really got on my mom's nerves when I was a kid 😼

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

You are the one

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I hope the prankster typed all that out with his thumbs. No copy paste allowed.

[–] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 137 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (29 children)

Be glad it wasn't

Robert'); DROP TABLE Customers;--

Context: xkcd: Exploits of a Mom

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Lol, I forgot about little Bobby Tables.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Bound check all data input, folks.

Ideally during input and on the API request.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Try to make sure the "choose a password" field allows fewer chars than the "enter your password" field.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 34 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
if (str_contains($order['comment'],'Shrek')) {
      die('ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!');
}
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