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Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.
No snickerdoodle?
A, A, A, and A
DDDD.
Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.
I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!
AFTN
Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!
since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.
half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦♀️
SHIT, because I'm childish
G, A, I, in that order!
I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.
I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.
I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.
Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does
F, P, I, K
No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame
No peanut butter
E: Am I a joke to you?
Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen
So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong
Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.
Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?
Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!
Oatmeal times 4
I was gonna say the same thing lol
A, B, E, and H.
Love chocolate?
I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.
Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!
A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!
G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.
I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.
Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee
- B
- G
- L
- R