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My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven't checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Two thoughts:

  1. I've never heard a man complain about stretch marks.

  2. Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

I love feeling around my girlfriend's stretch marks

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I shave mine and now they look great IMO

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It's from another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 points 16 hours ago

I think stretch marks are cute.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Balls have stretch marks? I've been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm 47. I went bald at 15, my beard used to be red now its wizard white, I'm covered with brown fur everywhere. My pubis and balls are vantablack.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Excuse me? I was offering a virtual hug in solidarity. Did I make a mistake?

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I don't even know what this is, dude. Have a good one.

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've never met a Victor over 5'4" so it's nice to have some solidarity.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are you trying to take a swing at me with that comment? Trying to call me short? If so, why?

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Your account is less than a day old so I'll tell you up front with the benefit of the doubt in case you're coming straight from Reddit or something: we try to be nice to each other here on Lemmy. All good this time.

I'm 5'11" though. 👍

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)
[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 17 hours ago

I'm proud of my stretch marks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Men will not complain about your stretch marks

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm also waay into bellies.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Same brother

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it's usually the women who bring it up

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around

[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

You're right you shouldn't make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

And not the women who actually date women, we're with y'all on it

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don't notice or don't care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I've seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I've almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else's. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.

*the one exception I've seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?

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