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(Screenshot of a social media post, user posting an image of Jar Jar Binks with a speech bubble for the post replied to. Post is from a Dutch politician stating "We hebben een serieus probleem met de politieke ontwikkelingen mbt de dwangwet en ik hoop dat dat de komende dagen kan worden opgelost. ")

Also, who can forget this favorite

(Screenshot of a translator app.
English: spank me daddy.
Dutch: geef me een klap papa)

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

More importantly, Geert Wilders is not a serious person.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 15 hours ago

This guy has been doing stupid hair and spewing far right bullshit for longer than trump.

Pretty sure he didn’t blow bubba though.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 35 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm Deutsch and to me Dutch sounds really funny. Even a harmless word like "ontwikkelingen". Not to speak of "Grachten" (said correctly), Pindakaas and Poffertjes. Lekker! I wonder if the opposite applies, too.

BTW, Geert Wilders deserves all the ridicule he gets, and more.

[–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 7 hours ago

I lived in The Netherlands in 08-10 with my German boyfriend at the time and this just make me giggle because I completely understand this all these years later lol

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 18 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

German sounds angry/aggressive to us.

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago

I disagree. This is a common stereotype, but if you actually listen to Germans talk it feels quite a bit softer

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 11 points 18 hours ago

We have the same experience with Flemish, as you have with our language, by the way.

[–] HeavenlySpoon@ttrpg.network 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Can’t speak for the Netherlands, but here in Belgium the first thing anyone thinks of when you speak German is the war. I know I’m not supposed to mention it…

That being said, German usually sounds like angry Dutch to us, so I guess we both agree on where we are on the funny-angry spectrum.

Also, most of your examples are more common in the Netherlands, which are definitely further along the funny axis.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But here in Belgium…

Forgive my ignorance, isn’t there a large portion of your countrymen that speak German as one of their primary languages?

[–] HeavenlySpoon@ttrpg.network 10 points 18 hours ago

It’s a small part on the German border which we got as compensation for WWI. It has a population of roughly 80.000 people, less than 1% of the Belgian population. The two main languages are Dutch (60ish %) and French (40ish %), but German is technically a national language.

I suspect that people in Flanders encounter way more Germans than German-speaking Belgians.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 19 hours ago

Dutch = Gungan

I'll never see it any different from now on

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

English and Dutch are cousin languages who are relatively close by Germanic standards, though if you want a real mind fuck listen to or read Frisian. Also the old Runic alphabet for the Lowlands and England are called anglo-frisian runes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 12 hours ago

Because Dutch and English are both Germanic languages "forcibly wooed" by the Pepe Le Pews

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As a Norwegian, I understood all but one word.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Was it "dwangwet"? That's the one word I didn't understand. (Except for maybe mbt which I think is a misspelling of the Dutch term for "with")

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That was the one. I read the mbt as a similar acronym as in Norwegian, mtp, meaning 'in regards to'.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, you're right. According to a random Dutch website it's short for "met betrekking tot".

Though to be fair, the matching German abbreviation is "bzgl." because why use three words when you can just say "regarding".

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

Word for word, 'met betrekking tot' is directly something like 'med betraktning for' = 'with consideration towards' in modern language, while the modern Norwegian version of the same is 'med tanke på' = 'with thought on'.

Meaning the same, but the old one sounds archaic, from the time when Norwegian had formal and informal language, like most languages still has, but that somehow disappeared gradually after the war, to the degree that we now often sound rude.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The abbreviation written out, my translation would have been word for word, and not guesswork. I know Dutch and Norwegian are very similar grammatically, so I'd assume it is the same in that using just the word for 'regarding' would just not make any grammatical sense, hence why we have the acronym. Simplification without simplifying anything, now that is efficient simplicity.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Ah, that's nice to know. Also I finally figured out what "dwangwet" means because for some reason this Reddit post is the top result:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/comments/19amlup/dutch_cant_be_a_real_language/

The top comment does seem very slightly familiar. Even the use of brackets wtf

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

South African here. I got about half,but my Afrikaans (derived from dutch) is not great. )

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

The difference between grammatical and literal translations is always so funny. Here, let me explain:

Dutch: geef me een klap papa

Norwegian literal: gi meg en klapp, pappa

Nor to English literal: give me a clap, dad

Norwegian situational; smekk meg, far 😏

Nor to English literal: smack me, father 😏

[–] Shaper@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Give me a clap Pappa!

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i read somewhere that if you only speak english and want to learn another language, then dutch would be the easiest--makes sense now

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The easiest would probably be Frisian. Not that useful, though. Though learning Dutch isn't that useful, either, if you already speak English - most people in the Netherlands can speak English, and they have a lot more practice with it than someone who starts learning Dutch on a whim.

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It would be necessary if you wanted a job in the Netherlands, no?

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

If you're working retail or something else that has you face the general public, then yes. If you work a fancier job, then the Dutch people will just speak English with you.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Wait. How are the Dutch not Gungan again?