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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

I'm sure Hilary has got her finger on the pulse of the nation. Her husband must think most young americans are just a basket of deflower holes.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Fucking Fascist!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

just like when the gop were using you as benghazi talking pts, sure that is true too?

And why year after year I get tired of holding my nose and voting for weak ass democrats.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The videos are real.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

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[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

She is evil

Can this election flopping ghoul please stop with the parade of terrible takes?

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

hosted by an Israeli newspaper

Stupid fucking whore, you and your pedo husband can go fucking die of cancer

I don't think I've seen any videos at all on this topic... And I am very against the genocide in Gaza.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Wow what a pathetic puppet.

Suprised she can still find someone to pay to stick their hand up her ass

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world -1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I guess USA was lucky not electing her in 2016. I mean, not that Trump was great but this piece of shit, genocide denayer doesn't deserve to be anything but ridiculed and shamed for her claims.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The holy lands should be a DMZ open to all faiths and cultures.

So I am against the serfdom regardless of which side is evil or good.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just Shillary saying Shillary things, desperate to remain relevant as usual…

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This can simultaneously be an out-of-touch moronic statement and a rightful criticism of that horrid fucking place known as DikDok.

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My favorite part about the meltdown in this thread is that the people who are seething over Hillary today are the same exact people who defended her tooth and nail back in 2016 despite her always being the exact same.

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