this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 98 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First citation is free I dont care

[–] urda@lebowski.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Hang the reborn upside down and get endless water because their lungs will never fill.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could build a campaign around that. Some village in an oasis is just torturing some reborn they caught and use the endless water to feed the well. Get enough water and there could be some climate change.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 years ago

Many years ago I was in a 3e campaign set in Dark Sun. My character wound up with an everflowing water bottle off of a random table. After the campaign was over, he retired by using it to make a giant pond which he sold access to. It nearly destroyed the economy.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

With enough flow the throat could be overwhelmed, filling faster than it empties. Bonus damage from literally having an explosion of water inside your lungs.

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are they boiling the water before they drink it?

Corpse water is how you catch plague.

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 28 points 2 years ago

Cleric has cure disease.

[–] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

don't tell them this but they could have looked for sparse vegetation and dug in the sand nearby and waited for water to trickle in but the bullshit they pulled off was very cool

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago

Meh, I dont wanna be a DM that stops creativity.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

slorp slorp slorp

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 5 points 2 years ago

Misread the third panel as “Redditors don’t need to breathe and they are basically a corpse”

[–] macmacfire@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Now THIS is a real Swiss Army Man.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yum, corpse water